While looking for something else, I stumbled on the fact that survivalists can buy 5-gallon pails of frosted flakes and cheerios.
Imagine a prepper, sitting in his stifling bunker with his shootin' arn over his knees munching through five gallons of rapidly wilting cereal flakes. It hardly seems worth surviving for that.
UPDATE: BRING SNAX
It appears we have avoided peak almond.
Plus, a Washington Post commenter alerted me to the development of a self-pollinating almond.
I feel sorry for people who don't read newspapers.