Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Wanted: Billy Jack Cheese Balls

So you saw that the bird refuge revolutionaries put out a call for snacks. They have guns, thye can kill their own snacks. But they also asked for other contributions to help them through an occupation that might last as long as the siege of Masada. RtO has suggestions but feel free to add your own.

1. AstroGlide

2. Birdseed

3. "How to Win Friends and Infuence People," by Dale Csrnegie

4. diapers

5. those little bars of soap you get at motel 6

6. NYC subway map

7. orange sticks

8. bongs

9. the annotated edition of "Mein Kampf" that came out this week

10. Deer B Gon

11. eyeliner

12. Turtle Wax

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