Thursday, February 16, 2017

Shotguns n Roses

I said I wasn't going to keep making fun of the gun nuts but this is too good to pass up.


  1. I'm sure it would have been entirely different if he had bludgeoned her to death with a baseball bat.

    Wait. What? She would have been just as dead either way?

  2. She was 20 years younger, I expect she could have outrun a baseball bat.

  3. That, right there, is a stupid expectation.

    Fits nicely with your delusional zealotry.

  4. He out ran her cane. She could have outrun his club.

    Having a gun in the house doesn't make it less likely that you'll be killed by an outsider, but it does make it more likely one family member will kill another.

  5. Which you could also say, but never do, about ladders, hammers, power tools, pools, boats, cars, bathtubs, ropes ...

    It's almost as if you have been overcome by a rabid zealot.

  6. I cannot recall any time one family member killed another with a ladder.